“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”

“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Never Put The Doorbell In The Fridge If You Were The One Ringing It.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Without You, I Get So Bored That I Start Shooting Walls.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Mouth Is Big Enough For Fourteen Cigarettes. Wanna See What Else Can Fit In It?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Have Quite A Lot Of Sex.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Wanna See My Sher-Cock?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Jump Out Of A Cake For You Even If I Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Revealing That I Faked My Death.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;People Like You Deserve To Be Kissed. That&Amp;Rsquo;S Why There Are People Like Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Love You More Than Sherlock Loves Dancing.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Still Love You Even Though Your Mustache Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Rub Off.&Amp;Rdquo;

Froggyphevoli: My Two Favorite Professors And I At The (Nautical-Themed) 2014 Journalism Banquet For Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. Fun Story About This Pictureâ€¦ I Told These Two That They Needed To Take A Picture With Me Â€Œbecause Itâ€™S The Banquet,

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