“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”

&Amp;Ldquo;You Put The &Amp;Lsquo;Bae&Amp;Rsquo; In Baker Street.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Anaconda Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Want None Unless You Got Guns, Hun.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Boomerang To My Hiker&Amp;Hellip; Throwing You Away Would Kill Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;A Headphones-Wearing Bison Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like Up Against My Wall.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Solve A Skip Code And Steal A Motorcycle For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Redbeard Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only One I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Be Petting.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;People Are Basically Fond, But Not As Much As I Am.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Love You Even If You Canonically Did Not Exist Yet.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I See You Frequent Speedy&Amp;Rsquo;S Cafe&Amp;Hellip; You Must Like Some Sherlock Inside Of You.&Amp;Rdquo; (For Those Who Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know, This Is A Reference To The Fact That Speedy&Amp;Rsquo;S Sells A &Amp;Ldquo;Sherlock Wrap&Amp;Rdquo; In Real Life.)

&Amp;Ldquo;I Bet You Can Make Me Scream&Amp;Hellip; And I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Mean Like Claudette Bruhl.&Amp;Rdquo;

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