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“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
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&Amp;Ldquo;Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Hate The Dragon Slayer. Hate The Game.&Amp;Rdquo;
&Amp;Ldquo;You Smell Cleaner Than Kenny Prince&Amp;Rsquo;S Cat.&Amp;Rdquo;
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&Amp;Ldquo;I Fell For You Harder Than Rupert Graves In The Gag Reel.&Amp;Rdquo;
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