“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

&Amp;Ldquo;Being Without You Hurts Worse Than Reading Alone On The Water.&Amp;Rdquo; [ Livejournal / Fanfiction.net / Ao3 ]

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&Amp;Ldquo;My Love For You Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Like Lord Moran&Amp;Rsquo;S Bomb&Amp;Ndash; It Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have An Off Switch.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Fell For You Harder Than Rupert Graves In The Gag Reel.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Make Me Wetter Than A Fireplace That&Amp;Rsquo;S Just Met Magnussen.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Wanna See My Secret Tattoo?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Love For You Burns Like The A.g.r.a. Flash Drive.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Why Have A Meat Dagger When You Can Have My D.i. Swagger?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Bit Rude That Noise, Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T It? Not That That&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Stop Me From Coaxing It Out Of You.&Amp;Rdquo;

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