“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”

“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”

&Amp;Ldquo;Lestrade? More Like Lust-Rade.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Are You Anderson&Amp;Rsquo;S Fake Jack The Ripper? Because I Want To Bone You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Which Hurt More: When You Fell From Bart&Amp;Rsquo;S Or When You Fell From Heaven?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;So&Amp;Hellip; I Heard You Like People Who Wear Long Coats, Fling Themselves Through Windows, And Fake Their Deaths.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Multiply Like Bluebell.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Cannot Eliminate Being With You, Therefore It Must Not Be Impossible.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Forget Andrew West&Amp;Rsquo;S Missile Plans&Amp;Hellip; The Real Missile Is The One In My Pants.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Bet I Can Make You Thirstier Than Greg Alone At A Wedding.&Amp;Rdquo;

Merry Christmas (Or Whatever You Celebrate), Tumblr! Here Is The Source For The &Amp;Ldquo;Missile Toe&Amp;Rdquo; Image.

&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Be Kate Middleton For Me To Treat You Like Royalty.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;What&Amp;Rsquo;S Your Star Sign? I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Mine Because I Deleted The Solar System.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Hope Our Relationship Lasts Longer Than John&Amp;Rsquo;S Mustache.&Amp;Rdquo;

BoltedOnAsians - BoltedOnBooty - BoltedOnMaxed