“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Just A Soldier, Doctor, And Blogger&Amp;Hellip; I&Amp;Rsquo;M Also A Lover.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Date A Sociopath Just To Make You Wonder If It Was Serious.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;You Are A Man, And Good At It&Amp;Hellip; But I Think You&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Even Better At Being My Man.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Be Your Boyfriend More Than Sherlock Wanted To Be A Pirate.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Be The First One You Call For After Waking Up From Being Drugged By A Dominatrix.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Get On Your Laptop And Look At Something Other Than John&Amp;Rsquo;S Blog.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;May I Twist And Diffuse Your Hair?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Are You Mary Morstan? Because Those Pants Look So Good On You, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Putting The Ass In Assassin&Amp;Hellip; Twice.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not A Dragon For You To Slay&Amp;Hellip; I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Dragon For You To Lay.&Amp;Rdquo;

Update On The Valentines! So Here&Amp;Rsquo;S What I&Amp;Rsquo;M Thinking For The Design. I Know It&Amp;Rsquo;S Pretty Simplistic, But Bear In Mind These Are Fairly Small Cards, So If I Made Them Too Image-Heavy The Text Would Be Difficult To Read. Still, I Welcome

&Amp;Ldquo;Why Have A Goldfish When You Can Have A Silver Fox?&Amp;Rdquo;

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