“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

&Amp;Ldquo;Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Get On Your Laptop And Look At Something Other Than John&Amp;Rsquo;S Blog.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;May I Twist And Diffuse Your Hair?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Are You Mary Morstan? Because Those Pants Look So Good On You, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Putting The Ass In Assassin&Amp;Hellip; Twice.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not A Dragon For You To Slay&Amp;Hellip; I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Dragon For You To Lay.&Amp;Rdquo;

Update On The Valentines! So Here&Amp;Rsquo;S What I&Amp;Rsquo;M Thinking For The Design. I Know It&Amp;Rsquo;S Pretty Simplistic, But Bear In Mind These Are Fairly Small Cards, So If I Made Them Too Image-Heavy The Text Would Be Difficult To Read. Still, I Welcome

&Amp;Ldquo;Why Have A Goldfish When You Can Have A Silver Fox?&Amp;Rdquo;

More Valentine Updates! All Of Your Requests Are Now In Stock For 50 Cents Each At My Cafepress Store! This Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Mean It&Amp;Rsquo;S Too Late To Request Though&Amp;Ndash; I&Amp;Rsquo;M Planning On Adding More Tomorrow, And Probably The Next Few Days After

&Amp;Ldquo;My Mind Palace Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Contain How Much I Think About You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Name My Daughter After You Even If Sherlock Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T A Girl&Amp;Rsquo;S Name.&Amp;Rdquo;

More Valentine Cards Now In Stock! &Amp;Ldquo;Wanna U.m.q.r.a.?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Good Thing I Find Breathing Boring, Because You Take My Breath Away.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;I Suggest We Do That Thing Where Two People Who Like Each Other Go Out And Have Fun.&Amp;

&Amp;Ldquo;Because You Know I&Amp;Rsquo;M All About That Case, &Amp;Lsquo;Bout That Case.&Amp;Rdquo;

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