“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Missing Piece To My Puzzle&Amp;Hellip; And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Talking About The Puzzle Moriarty Sent Me.&Amp;Rdquo;Suggested By Someone I Know In Real Life, Who Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Tumblr And Is Too Embarrassed To Take Credit For The Idea

&Amp;Ldquo;The Skull On The Mantle Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Bone I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Take.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Pay Â£2,995 To Be My V.i.p.&Amp;Rdquo;

Happy Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Followers! My Love For You All Is&Amp;Hellip; Immortal ;)

Here You Go, Tumblr! Your Annual Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Video! I Looked At All Of Your Requests And Tried To Put Together A Sort Of Compromise.in Case You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Curious Why I Chose The Pick-Up Lines I Did, These Are The Top 10 (Based On Number Of Notes)

&Amp;Ldquo;Take Me Up Against The Reichenbach Wall.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Mary&Amp;Rsquo;S Bullet Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing That Should Have Penetrated Me.&Amp;Rdquo;Based On A Suggestion By Jc-Cumberbatch.

&Amp;Ldquo;Who Hunts In The Middle Of A Crowd? Me On My Way To Steal Yo Girl.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Are More Eloquent Than Dust.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Always Choose The Right Pill&Amp;Hellip; Tonight I Think It&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be The Little Blue Pill.&Amp;Rdquo;Suggested By Someone I Know In Real Life, Who Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Tumblr And Is Too Embarrassed To Take Credit For The Idea Anyway.

&Amp;Ldquo;You Know How Most Days Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T Good Days? This Is A Good Day&Amp;Hellip; Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Let You Play Me Like Sherlock Plays The Violin.&Amp;Rdquo;

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