shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving

shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving

Lynzave: My Brother Yelled “Holla” At Me And He Was Like “You’re Supposed To Say Holla Back” And I Immediately Replied “I Ain’t No Holla Back Girl” And It’s An Hour Later And I’m Still Laughing

Edsheerun: I Just Want A Boy To Like Me No Not That One

Anaisalicious

Acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: I Get So Jealous Of People Who See Cool Shit On The Log In Page Because I Never See The Log In Page Because I Never Fucking Log Out

Koalatea: If Someone Makes You Feel Bad For The Bands You Listen To Or The Way You Take Your Coffee Or How You Wear Your Hair Or What You Wear Or The Way Your Laugh Sounds Then Fucking Drop Them Like The Piece Of Shit They Are And Go Find Someone Who

Prejaculate: I Can’t Hang Out Tomorrow I’m Too Busy Doing Nothing Alone Sorry

No Diggity

Rnultiplayer: Wanna Know What A Cow Looks Like Washed And Blow Dried? That Is What A Cow Looks Like Washed And Blow Dried

Perchu: Farrox: What Day Is It Even

Champagne Papi

Nishlo: When People Jokingly Pick On U But Its Something Ur Sensitive About

Colesprouseofficial: Sorry! Your Password Must Contain At Least Seventeen Roman Numerals And The Entire Script Of Shrek The Third

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