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deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors

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Nxte: When You Hit Post Limit Its Like All Youre Friends Are Out Playing Recess But You’re Teacher Said You Have To Sit On The Bench And Watch Because You Talked Too Much In Class

Shutupaubrey: I Am The Most Pathetic Person

Legfruit: Old People? More Like Fold People Makes An Origami Swan Out Of Grandma

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