virginityonhigh: can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

virginityonhigh: can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

Blumbitch: When You’re With Two Other Friends And They’re Talking To Each Other And You’re Just There Like

Sorry: I’m The Type Of Person That Never Starts A Conversation And Then Wonders Why I Have No Friends

Nowaywhorehey: We’ve All Had That Awkward Moment Where We Accidentally Touched Our Friend’s Boob

Portablemiah: If Your Boyfriend Pauses Call Of Duty To Text You Back, Dump Him Because He Plays Shitty Games

Hatemarriied: Oh Man Ok Apparently This Kid At Our School Saw A Kitten Before Getting On The Bus So He Just. Picked It Up. And Stuffed It In His Hood And He Had It In The Hood The Entire Day And It Just Took Naps And He Fed It His Milk During Lunch And

Jaredletoswhoreface: Lets-Have-Sex-Since-I: Well Shit There Goes My Sanity. He Can’t Get Sexier Because He Hits The Limit. Damn Boy, The Fucking Beard.

Caseyanthonyofficial: When You Still Have Fries At The Bottom Of The Bag

Hi It Me

So Instead Of Quickly Helping It Asshole Takes A Snapchat. Lmfao

Anustartpop: Happy St. Patricks Day! Reblog This Clover For Good Luck And No Pinches! :)

Natjax: Natjax: In My Dorm Room We Have A Neutrogendered Purple Alien Named George And We Tuck Him Into Bed Every Night Yeah I Was Not Expecting This To Be So Popular

Egg-Rolls: When U Stand Up 2 Fast N Suddenly Ur Floatin Thru Space N Time

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