dutchster: i would probably make a horrible salesman, i don’t even buy my own bullshit

dutchster: i would probably make a horrible salesman, i don’t even buy my own bullshit

Grumpdiary: All I Want Is A Partner Who Is Way Out Of My League But Thinks That I’m Way Out Of Their League And We’ll Live Together In Perfect Confused Harmony With A Dog

Tom

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Egberts: Burrito-John: Egberts: Youre Not Friends If You Havent Pooped At Each Others Houses But What If The Friend Is Across The Country Or In Another Country?

Live, Laugh, Die

Quentintortellini: Pen Pals With Benefits

Toralei: When People Send Your Friends Anon Hate

H0Odrich: Looks Good As Hell Sitting In Times Square Waiting For Humans Of New York Guy To Run Into Me

Shavingryansprivates: I Dont Actually Know What Any Of Your Icons Are I Just Recognize The Colors And Patterns

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Unpopuler: I Couldn’t Care Less If Kids In School Like Me, As Long As I Have A Connection With Staff Then Im Good

Vvhatserface: Vvhatserface: Kitty. What Have You Done?! I Have Made A Mistake

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