heliolisk: why is “choke on a dick” an insult? I wouldnt mind some of that atm

heliolisk: why is “choke on a dick” an insult? I wouldnt mind some of that atm

Allteensrelate: When Someone Gives You A Scalp Massage

Stringmouse: Whismical:pastelmorgue:hottermelon:2000Yr:i Didnt Kno They Had Thesebrow Extensions Okay But Do You Realize How Good This Is For Cancer Patients?? People With Scars Who Can’t Grow Brows??? People With Alopecia??? (Sp? ) Like… Pls Stop

Angelwithwormstache: Portablemiah: Benskid: Portablemiah: Illegal Immigrants? You Mean White People Except That White People Didn’t Immigrate Into The United States… They Funded The United States. You Can’t Illegally Immigrate Into A Society

Writing My Own Story.

Nyoom

Tinytinee:teenetc: Tyleroakley: Sexgodsnarry: I Need To Find A Husband And Have A Baby Now This Is Too Much For Me Right Now Omg Omg Omg Omg

Sarahsizzites: Snowpetrel: I Was Babysitting A Little Boy And Girl Once And The Boy Asked Me If I Had A Boyfriend And I Said “No!! But I Have A Girlfriend!” And He Said “Like A Friend Thats A Girl?” And I Said “No Like A Boyfriend But They’re

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Things You Shouldn't Feel Guilty About:

Malicethroughwonderland:lessdanthree:kytri:i Know This Sign Is Supposed To Be Anti-Equal Rights But I Can’t Help But Read It As Pro-Satan. Good Guy Satan This Is My Hometown. Goddammit. I Hate Tennessee.

Anaisalicious

Shorm:shorm:shorm: There Are Two Types Of People In The World: Those Who React To Learning That You Can Use Touch Screens With Your Tongue With Disgust And Those Who Immediately Go To Lick Their Phones. I’m Gonna Go Ahead And Assume That The Reason

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