just-shower-thoughts: The first person to have a hangover was probably terrified the effect would be permanent.

just-shower-thoughts: The first person to have a hangover was probably terrified the effect would be permanent.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Jesus Coming To Earth, Making Friends, Dying And Revealing Himself To Be God’s Son Is Like The Ultimate Episode Of Undercover Boss.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: We Should Switch Firefighters With Cops. Cops Can Aggressively Kill Fires, Firefighters Can Calmly Handle Citizens.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: How Often Do People Misread Misread As Misread?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Stack Of 100 Books Would Be 100 Stories High.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: What If Aliens Visited Earth During The Jurassic Period, Found It To Be Occupied With A Bunch Of Mean, Giant Lizards And Thought “Well, Fuck This Planet” And Never Came Back?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Courtesy Of My 9-Year-Old: “If People Ever Have To Move To Mars Because Earth Is Destroyed, Their Money Should Say ‘In God We Trusted’”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Whole “Being Gay Is A Choice” Argument Doesn’t Make Much Sense Once You Realize Religion Is Also A Choice.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: So America Wants To Prevent Texting And Driving But At The Same Time Promote Cars With Wifi

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Buying A New Computer Online Is Like Making Your Current One Dig Its Own Grave.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Society Has Become So Civilized That We Have To Simulate Manual Labor At The Gym In Order To Reap The Health Benefits That Civilizations Of Past Centuries Had To Do Naturally For A Living.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Owned An Adult Store, Policy Would Have Staff Conclude A Sex Toy Sale With A Cheery Smile And A Hearty ‘Now Go Fuck Yourself!’.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: “Condoms Are For Pussies” Would Be A Great Condom Brand Slogan.

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