Leonkumquat: When My Dad Was In College He Had A Friend Who Told A Girl He’d Take Her On A Date Unlike Any Other She’d Ever Been On And So He Took Her To The Supermarket To Watch The Lobsters Fighting In The Lobster Tank They’re Married Now
gryffinewt: when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true
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