askarsswedishmeatballs: This is his special NYC mating call.

askarsswedishmeatballs: This is his special NYC mating call.

Living La Vida Loki

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Johnkrasinski-Deactivated201305: “I Wanna Report A Murder. No, A Double Murder. They Are Two Miles North Of Park Headquarters. They Were In A White Volkswagen Karmann Ghia. I’m The One That Did It.”

Jjabramsed-Deactivated20120618: I Brought My Little Brother Spencer As My Date And When I Told Him I Was Nominated For This [Hot &Amp;Amp; Funny] Award, He Told Me That If Under Any Circumstances I Won, I Had To Say The Following Things.

Fun Fact: The Fall Was Not Scripted, Anne Actually Slipped While Filming, Although She Started Laughing They Kept With The Scene. The Director Didn’t Yell Cut Because She Waved Her Hand A Little (What Looked Like When She Waved At Lily To Keep Talking)

Valensi-Fied

Valensi-Fied

Valensi-Fied

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Thatsoratchet: I Forgot That We Are Suppose To Die This Year Im So Excited

My Little Brother Just Got Back From The Store And Told Me Two Gay Guys Were Checking Him Out. I Asked Him How He Felt About It And He Said “Flattered, Dude. I’m A Hot Piece Of Ass.” Crying Because I Raised Him Well.

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