nadiacreek: theblogginggoth: By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well! This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

nadiacreek: theblogginggoth: By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well! This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

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Bleaching And Coloring My Hair Myself. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Supposed To Burn And Suck Right&Amp;Hellip; 😣😣😖🤕 Lol

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Bluepetticoat:carrots!

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