Bleaching and coloring my hair myself. It’s supposed to burn and suck right… 😣😣😖🤕 lol

Bleaching and coloring my hair myself. It’s supposed to burn and suck right… 😣😣😖🤕 lol

Partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir

Gayinflation:local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure.

Saladsaladnovski:this Is God

Mjalti: 25 Human Years To Keanu Is Equivalent To Like 2 Minutes. He Hasn’t Changed Outfits Cuz He’s Barely Started His Day

King Jaffe Joffer

Famatah

Butterynutjob: Fluffle-Talk: Rocket-Pool: Dying Rn @Butterynutjob He Stopped In Front Of The Mirror And Sighed. His Penis Was Just A Little Too Large To Be Fashionable, And His Balls Were Just A Little Lopsided. Most Days It Didn’t Bother Him,

Famatah

Champagnemoon:stop Appropriating Lumberjack Culture Tbh I Hate When A Dude Approaches Me Looking Like He Could Build Me A Cabin To My Precise Measurement Preference And He’s Just A Film Major From Dc

Bluepetticoat:carrots!

King Jaffe Joffer

I Have Nothing To Prove To Her

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