nomadicbelle: “Stay hydrated, stay exfoliated, stay fit etc etc” girl, I can’t even stay awake

nomadicbelle: “Stay hydrated, stay exfoliated, stay fit etc etc” girl, I can’t even stay awake

Nostalgiaultra: Me In The Party: Gosh Golly! This Beat Is… Whoo! This Beat Is… Dandy! Dark-Lord-Cosby It You

Don'T Be A Sasshole.

Unvainly: People Have To Realize That Some People Are Just More Sensitive Some People Don’t Think The Same Way Some Have Different Reasons In Doing Things It’s Not All About You

Captaiinmarvel: When Girls Press Their Whole Body Against You When They Hug, It Means They Like You A Lot. Also, They’re Measuring Your Body To Determine How Long It Will Take Them To Eat Your Flesh, A Technique Shared By Boa Constrictors

Wiccanwanderings: )O( Under Your Spell )O(

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going Out To A Bar Tonight To Get Smashed And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Take A Shot For Every Time Someone Tries To Speak To Me And I Just Stare At Them Saying Nothing. My Record Is 5.

Cocaine!!

When You Go For A Haircut And The Woman Gives You Your Husbands Haircut Instead&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip; Omgkillmethisisntwhatiwanted

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Corpxe

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