damianmcgintleman:“you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager

damianmcgintleman:“you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager

Lucidear: Help

Lexlifts: Jewishsquats: Do Ppl Giggle During Sex?? If You Can’t Laugh During Sex You’re Having Sex With The Wrong Person.

The Less I Know The Better

I Wish I Could Be More.

Lionandwreath:what Do We Want!? Golden Retrievers When Do We Want Them!? All The Time And In Large Quantities

Subwayprobs:gohufflepuffyourself:when Customers Ask How I’m Doing I Generally Reply With “Can’t Complain” Because They Think I’m Doing Alright But Literally I Can’t Complain I’ll Get Firedgonna Start Saying This Lol

Averagefairy:i Want Pizza But I Don’t Wanna Pay For Pizza. I Need A Pizza Daddy. A Papa John If U Will.

Bryanchoppertagteam:magicalmanhattanproject: If Anyone Ever Calls You A Slut Just Say ‘And Yet I Still Won’t Fuck You’ And Then Blow Them A Kiss As You Saunter Away Because That’s The Closest They’re Ever Gonna Get To Your Magnificence, O Smaug,

Religiousmom: For My Final Trick, I Shall Turn Into A Disappointment

Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Feed The Cow

Wile Ethelbert Coyote

Wingscanspeak:a Girl At My School Just Got On The Intercom And Did A Tina Belcher Groan For Like Two Minutes Before They Cut Her Off. American Public School Truly Is Incredible.

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