patrik-star: when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket

patrik-star: when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket

Biting Down

Bluehousekid

Foxgrl:miruinnuial: Foxgrl: I Wish None Of You Were Sad I Wish There Was Peace And Justice And Wealth And Happiness And Good People Around All Of The Planet Try And One Up Me Again Bitch

Gru-Ff: You’ve Become So Damaged, That When Someone Wants To Give You, What You Deserve You Have No Idea, How To Respond.

Vintagegal: “Go Ahead, Make My Millennium.” Beetlejuice (1988)

Sighbroken: Do You Ever Realise You Take Too Many Drugs

Jaoxn: So Apparently It’s A Turnoff To Yodel During Sex?

I Think I'm Gonna Puke✍🏼

We Mcfreakin Lost Her, Doctor

Devoted To The Demons Inside Of Me.

This Feeling Is Just Comfortable To Me

Carsonphillips:i Tried Taking A Picture On The Winnie The Pooh Ride At Disney World And This Is All I Got

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