obamallamatime: Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

obamallamatime: Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

Delicatelydebonair: I Hate How If A Woman Has Sex With A Bunch Of Guys She’s Considered A Slut, But If A Guy Does The Exact Same Thing, He’s ‘Gay’

Gayblowjob: I’m Basically A Clingy Needy Piece Of Shit That Just Wants To Cuddle And To Sleep And To Watch Stupid Movies And To Make Out With You. Oh And I Also Want You To Play With My Hair Until I Fall Asleep

Theclearlydope: Sweep Da Leg.

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Quarterclever: Especiallygoodfinder: Nepeter: Australians Dont Have Sex Australians Mate I Spat Out My Coffee Sorry About Your

Disowns: Honestly I Hate When People Try To Sugar Coat Shit Like If You Don’t Like Me Or Don’t Wanna Hang Or Don’t Wanna Talk To Me Just Fucking Tell Me Don’t Keep Ignoring Me And Expect Me To Figure Out The Hint Like That’s Such A Bitch Ass

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Suburban-Auschwitz: Dekutree: Sam Nooooooo Sam Yessssss

Psykobomb: This Is A New Coffee Store Named Dumb Starbucks And It Just Opened Up In Los Felix, La. Read More.

Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?

Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?

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