obamallamatime: Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

obamallamatime: Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

Delicatelydebonair: I Hate How If A Woman Has Sex With A Bunch Of Guys She’s Considered A Slut, But If A Guy Does The Exact Same Thing, He’s ‘Gay’

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Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?

Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?

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