Mostly everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina.

Mostly everything is made in China. Except for babies. They're made in VaChina.

Period's Late, Haven't Had Sex. Must Be Carrying The Next Baby Jesus.

&Quot;Hey, Didn't You Use To Have A Crush On...&Quot;

Trying To Walk Sexy

Hippyyy . . .

Spongebob Is Absorbent. He Lives At The Bottom Of A Bikini. Conclusion, Spongebob Is A Tampon.

On The Last Day Of School:

Right. I Am Going To Get Me A Baby Elephant.

Welcome To The Milky Way

Whenever I Meet Someone New, I Try To Sound Really Cool

When The Teacher Asks You To Write Notes, And Stands Right In Front Of The Board:

Laurelgienah

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