therealhamster: anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

therealhamster: anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

I Dont Know What Im Doing

Meladoodle: Mum Some Friends Are Coming Over For An Orgy Can You Prepare Some Snacks

Pizza ✌

Thedistantgirl: Plagueutopia: In-Twilight-Realms: It’s Back I Cant Stop Laughing

Hatrickstump: Today In History Class We Had This Easy Quiz And The Question Was Who Is The Vice President And I Raised My Hand To Say Joe Biden But I Accidentally Said Joe Jonas

Sirlightbulb: How I Imagine All Gym Teacher Ipods:

Jakemalik: Jakemalik: Jakemalik: I Hope I Get Caught Under The Mistletoe With Someone This Year Omg It Finally Happened Wow This Is Such A Coincidence Im So Lonely

Helllabia: Postracialcomments: Jennysayshello: Postracialcomments: When Lugo’s Son Edwin Avellanet, 26, Went Outside To Dispose Of A Bag Of Garbage, He Was Approached By Police Investigating A Parking Cone. Someone Had Placed A Cone On The Street

Significate: 6 Reasons You Should Consider Being A Cat -Free Food -Free Rent -Sleep As Long As You Want To -Look Great With No Effort -Toes Look Like Beans -License To Kill

Jailor: Ive Been Left Alone At A Table With My Cousins Boyfriend And I Dont Like Him Hes Giving Me Lpoks

I Said I Was Only Going Online For 10 Minutes. Its Been 5 Years.

Distraction: Dominatemepls: Me Same

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