oomshi: if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

oomshi: if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

Off-Grid-Inspiration: Mothernaturenetwork: If Hoyoung Lee’s Concept Printer Becomes Reality, You’ll Never Throw Away Another Pencil Stub Or Buy Another Ink Cartridge. The Pencil Printer Separates The Wood From Pencils And Uses The Lead To Print

Textpostsandcats: Being A Pizza Delivery Driver Is Great Because Literally No One Is Disappointed To See You

Cockringtoss: Hearing Teachers Swear Keeps Me Young

Take Life As It Comes

Cold-Crashing-Waves: Not Only Is This A Great Quote, It’s An Important Lesson In The Difference Between Your And You’re.

Take Life As It Comes

Tunrtechgodhead: Why Cant I Be Cute In A Hot Way

Drunktrophywife: Babyferaligator: How Much Do Friends Cost $420.69

Teamrocketing: Tries To Act Cool By Not Texting Back Right Away But Forgets And Never Texts Back

Con-Venience

Religiousmom: So I Am Socially Required To Shave My Legs And Armpits But White Boys Aren’t Socially Required To Shave Their Stringy Greasy Failed Mini Moustaches?

Nuuku: Turtle-Ambulance: Fun Fact: “Nolo” Is Latin For “Do Not Want” So If Someone Says Yolo You Can Say Nolo And They’ll Think Its Just A Stupid Comeback But In All Actuality You’re Speaking Latin Which Is Classy As Shit So Haha The Jokes

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