oomshi: if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

oomshi: if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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Textpostsandcats: Being A Pizza Delivery Driver Is Great Because Literally No One Is Disappointed To See You

Cockringtoss: Hearing Teachers Swear Keeps Me Young

Take Life As It Comes

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Take Life As It Comes

Tunrtechgodhead: Why Cant I Be Cute In A Hot Way

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Teamrocketing: Tries To Act Cool By Not Texting Back Right Away But Forgets And Never Texts Back

Con-Venience

Religiousmom: So I Am Socially Required To Shave My Legs And Armpits But White Boys Aren’t Socially Required To Shave Their Stringy Greasy Failed Mini Moustaches?

Nuuku: Turtle-Ambulance: Fun Fact: “Nolo” Is Latin For “Do Not Want” So If Someone Says Yolo You Can Say Nolo And They’ll Think Its Just A Stupid Comeback But In All Actuality You’re Speaking Latin Which Is Classy As Shit So Haha The Jokes

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