dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom

dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom

Luvr4Photography: Caseyanthonyofficial: I Cant Wait Until This Generation Is Running For Public Office Theres Going To Be So Much Shit Old Facebook Updates And Twitter Updates A Million Dick Pictures Embarrassing Tumblr Text Posts

Geekrest: All It Needed Was A Little Groovy Love.

No Bad Days

Ven0Moth: I Wonder If Ill Be Blogging As An Old Person In A Nursing Home On My Iphone 4000

Cumfort: I’m The Shoulder You Can Cry On And The Hand That Smacks That Ass

Subwaywhore: Poking Holes In Dad’s Condoms So Someone Else Can Do The Dishes

Cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I Love Catching People Smiling At Their Phones Because Is It A Cute Text?? Is It Porn???? Who Knows But I’m Glad You’re Happy Friend

The-Vashta-Nerada: One Time My Sisters And I Were Driving Around And We Saw A Mcdonald’s And The M Was Kind Of Loose Because There Was A Bunch Of Wind And My Older Sister Was Like “Mel I Dare You Do Go Steal That M” So Of Course I Don’t Back

Twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: Thepreciousthing: Adire-Adire: Victorysunshine: Goldfish-Kisses: Geek-In-A-Box: Martiemcfly: Why Arent There Adult-Sized Playgrounds Like Everything Is The Same As A Kids Playground But Bigger Why Do We Not Have Those

To Love And Be Loved

Stability: I Like How My Mom Says “My Googles Not Working” When She Doesnt Have Internet Connection

Insertfandomreference: On The Day Before Valentine’s Day This Year, My Two Friends (One Male And One Female) Decided To Do A Social Experiment. They Posted The Exact Same Status On Facebook And Left It Up For Five Minutes, Before Taking A Screenshot

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