cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

The-Vashta-Nerada: One Time My Sisters And I Were Driving Around And We Saw A Mcdonald’s And The M Was Kind Of Loose Because There Was A Bunch Of Wind And My Older Sister Was Like “Mel I Dare You Do Go Steal That M” So Of Course I Don’t Back

Twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: Thepreciousthing: Adire-Adire: Victorysunshine: Goldfish-Kisses: Geek-In-A-Box: Martiemcfly: Why Arent There Adult-Sized Playgrounds Like Everything Is The Same As A Kids Playground But Bigger Why Do We Not Have Those

To Love And Be Loved

Stability: I Like How My Mom Says “My Googles Not Working” When She Doesnt Have Internet Connection

Insertfandomreference: On The Day Before Valentine’s Day This Year, My Two Friends (One Male And One Female) Decided To Do A Social Experiment. They Posted The Exact Same Status On Facebook And Left It Up For Five Minutes, Before Taking A Screenshot

Pink-Vulva: Reasons I Want To Look Good For Myself For Myself To Plant The Seed Of Envy In Other Bitch’s Hearts For Myself

Baimbaie: Captainspensaurus: The Fact That There’s Only About 5000 People Who’ve Reblogged This Scares Me. That Means That Less That 5000 People Know Where These Come From. I Feel Old… Very Old

Condom: I Love Myself

88Floors: The Strange Carafes By Etienne Meneau

Otherbully1: Fckyeahsheamus: Wtf Lmao Aw He Cares About Kids Well It’s One Thing To Be A Criminal, It’s Another To Be Actual Fucking Scum.

Pizza ✌

Kahtiihma: The Pencil Sharpener One Brilliant Thank You

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