foxnewsofficial: hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

foxnewsofficial: hey could you hold this for me a second gives you my hand

Dx11: Rip “Can You Please Make The Last Ask Rebloggable?” 2007-2013

Tapdancers: Callurn: Why Must We Fall Master Wayne So That We May Learn To Pick Ourselves Up And Rise

Pornstarwars: I’d Never Want To Have Sex With The Light On Because The Guy Would Look Down And See Me Laying There Like

Narutorero: In Order To Be My Friend, You Must First Defeat, My Seven Evil Self Esteem Issues,

Terezi-Owns2: The Little Kid Next Door Jsut Opened His Window And Yelled “What Is 27 Plus 4” And I Yelled “It’s 31” And He Said “Thank You God Lady” Im Laugihng

Subcourfeyrac: When Ur Crush Tells A Dumb Joke And U Make A Frustrated Noise And They Go “Come On You Know You Love Me” And Ur Just (⊙ヮ⊙) ………… Yeha That’s The Problem

Doublewowee: Does Anybody Else Legitimately Worry About How They’re Going To Share A Bed With Their Partner When They’re Older? Like Buddy I Need All The Blankets To Make A Burrito And Then I Need To Throw Them Off Of Me Dramatically In The Middle

Unclefather: I Think My Parents Would Yell At Me If I Died

Thelivingjen: Bluntbitch-Xo: Terra-Butt: I Was Trying To Do A Trick On My Friend Darrell But Then I Ended Up Nearly Crying I Feel So Shitty Look How Nice He Is. This Is So Sad Omg Keep Him Keep Your Friend Forever

Gloom

Noo, Mi Torta

Fffcuk: Today This Girl Asked Me If We Were Hiring And We Are But I Told Her We Weren’t Because Right Now Im The Prettiest Girl That Works Here And If She Got Hired I Wouldn’t Be Anymore

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