suspend: its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

suspend: its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

Blhak: Flappy Bird Is Like The New Angry Bird Except This Time I Am The Angry One

Deaneggsandsam: If You Wanna Be My Lover You Gotta Get Away From My Friends Because They’re More Attractive Looking And Cooler Than Me And You Might Choose Them Instead Which I Completely Understand Because Im Ugly

Idk What My Blog Type Is Either

Bobbyport: The-Benaissance-Man: Gray-Firearms: Sigsauer-Ist: Cunicular: Fuckanimals: Us Army Doctor Returns Arm To Vietnamese Soldier Fifty Years After He Took It As A Souvenir. There Are So Many Intersecting Levels Of Fucked Up Here Jesus Fuck

Bitched: Trying On New Jeans In The Fitting Room

Kind Of A Hot Feminist Mess

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Eyeballfarts: I’m Going To Get A Dog And Name It “My Boyfriend” So When People Ask Me What I’m Doing, I Can Say ,”Cuddling My Boyfriend.”

Vaginalistic: Attempting To Hide Your Desperate Need For Breath After A Short Flight Of Stairs

Bangays: What If Instead Of Saying Nip Slip We Said Nipple Slipple

Basedpidgeot: Given My Follower Count And The Number Of Days In A Year Its Way More Than Reasonable To Assume That It’s One Of Your Birthdays Today Happy Birthday Whoever You Are

Laugh-Until-You-Drop: If Mermaids Exist I Hope They Stay Hidden Because We’re Just Gonna End Up Killing Them Like We Do Everything Else

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