telapathetic: Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

telapathetic: Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

Drugboy97: Held My Hand On Ice For A While. It Was A Nice To Feel Something So Powerful. When I Lifted My Hand My Palms Were Completely Pale. I Couldn’t Feel My Fingers Poking At It.. My Dad Says I Only Like The Release I Get When I Feel Pain But

Severalbadpunslater: This Is Probably One Of My Favorite Jokes In All Of Western Media

Kind Of A Hot Feminist Mess

Demons-Put-Onions-In-My-Room: Itsnyaaabetch: My Girlfriend (Who Is Asleep) Just Rolled Over, Wrapped Her Arms Around Me And Very Lovingly Whispered “I Want To Murder You” The Important Thing Is She Hasn’t Yet And That Means She Loves You.

Nik

It Started Out With A Click How Did It End Up Like This It Was Only A Click It Was Only A Click.

What-If-I-Was-Funny: Sawmuchded: Theprincessdiana: Can You Paint With All The Colors Of The Wind Alright Picasso Calm Down

Mpdrolet: Peter Schumacher

Sourbud1993: Megustamemes: Bank Teller Laughing At Robber. She Like Wtf This Nigga Gon Do Wit That Lmao

Feeling Indigo How ‘Bout You? I Feel Indigo

Porcelain Skin

Ratherdielaughing: Parenting, You’re Doing It Right.

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