Go down a waterslide when it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

Go down a waterslide when it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

A-Different-Kind-Of-Royalty: &Amp;Ldquo;What Do You Plan To Do With Your Future?&Amp;Rdquo;

So-Personal: Everything Personal♡

Charleytimelord: Officialunitedstates: &Amp;Ldquo;What Does The Chef Recommend?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Sir, This Is A Mcdonalds&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;I’m Sorry, What Does The Mcchef Recommend?&Amp;Rdquo;

Jinglefastersherlock: My Cousin Has Twin Sons Named Flynn And Ryder And I Said “Your Sons Names Are Flynn…And Ryder…?” Thinking It Was Just A Funny Coincidence And She Looked At Me Kind Of Ashamed And Whispered “I Just Really Like Tangled”

Aeroknight: Someone Mentioned April Fools Today, And It Reminded Me That Last Year A Couple Of Radio Djs Got Taken Off The Air And Almost Faced Felony Charges Because They Told Their Audience That The Local Water Supply Was Contaminated With “Dihydrogen

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R-Efracted: Asyourlife: I Really Love This Photo Because She Has Stretch Marks And Its The Only Post Ive Seen Of A Half Naked Girl With Stretch Marks. Its Real And I Like It And She Has A Nice Butt Which Makes Me Feel Better About My Stretch Marks

$R-Efracted: Asyourlife: I Really Love This Photo Because She Has Stretch Marks$

Shinykari: Onceuponabopper: Reblog If You’ve Ever Watched A Tv Show Or Movie Because Of One Specific Actor In It.

In Your Head.

Methhomework: Humour-Staff: Except Americas Is Like Grade 5 Maths All Through Highschool Thou Nigga You From Australia How You Know

Bombing: I’ve Been On The Phone With My Girlfriend For About Two Years Now. All We’ve Been Doing Is Telling Each Other To Hang Up But We’re Both Very Stubborn

Mathsturbation: What If Instead Of Laughing People Just Screamed ‘Funny’ Repeatedly

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