officersneepsnop: the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

officersneepsnop: the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

Seedy: Guys That Think All Girls Dress To Impress Them

Fuck-Yourstandards: Let’s Move To A Different Location And Tell No One Where We Are.

Theonewithscissorsforhands: Doctormodel: Saying Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Get Abortions Because They Were The Ones Who Had Unprotected Sex Is Like Saying Smokers Shouldn’t Receive Treatment For Lung Cancer Or Drivers Shouldn’t Receive Treatment

Anthrophobic

Aeroknight: Someone Mentioned April Fools Today, And It Reminded Me That Last Year A Couple Of Radio Djs Got Taken Off The Air And Almost Faced Felony Charges Because They Told Their Audience That The Local Water Supply Was Contaminated With “Dihydrogen

Chodyfoster: &Amp;Ldquo;There Is No Way Two Men Could Even Begin To Take Care Of A Child&Amp;Rdquo; Her Real Parents Never Even Realized She Was Fucking Gone.

Questlon: I Broke Up With My Gym We Were Just Not Working Out

People Who Refuse To Watch Anything Animated Because They Think Its For People Under The Age Of 10 Are Living A Sad Unfulfilled Life And I Can Only Pray That One Day They Will Be Able To See The Light

Transsatan: Fantasticurl: I Have Accidentally Kept The Stopwatch On My Ipod Going For 22093 Hours 920 Days Two And A Half Years That’s About How Long It Takes Me To Run A Mile

Conceal Don'T Feel, Don'T Let Them Know.

Free Spirit

Talisman: No Sympathy For Rapists, No Sympathy For Abusers, No Sympathy For Those Who Side With Them. No Excuses For Their Behavior, No Justifications, No Exceptions.

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