windexbottles: “can i borrow a pencil?” ya here

windexbottles: “can i borrow a pencil?” ya here

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Tardisheart: Do You Ever Wanna Talk About A Thing So Much You’re Gonna Explode But No One Wants To Hear About The Thing So You Can’t And Just Wow! Let! Me! Talk! About! The! Thing!

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Derseking: Peaches-Geldof: Why Do All The Grunge Blogs Use These ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺ Are They Like Medals To Show How Much You’ve Grunged Soft Grunge Gym Badges

Carworu: True Friendship Is Going From “Look At These Cute Shoes” To “Do You Like Being Choked Sexually” In Under Ten Minutes

The-Fandoms-Are-Cool: Jackfreak1994: Inspired By The Many Complaints I’ve Received Of Older Lilo’s Resemblance To Nani. They Are Sisters Ya’ll Gonna Start Gettin Pissy Because Their Dna Resembles Each Others’?

Mogarmorelikerungar: Georgemallory: Nothing Will Fuck You Up As Much As The Realization That There’s No Real Reason The Alphabet Needs To Be In Order Fuck

1Fuckedupkid: Tyleroakley: Staticsosa: I Done Fucked Up. You Done Fucked Up. Rotfl Im Wrong For Laughing At This Poor Dog

Soundlyawake: He Has No Idea

Tropiuz: Soulofaunicorn: Do You Ever See Someone Cute And You’re Just Like Bye

Jasmine-Blu: This Makes Me Feel Good

Evelynsmileees: Lapetitemouton: Tltty: For The Rest Of My Life Whenever I See This Color I’ll Be Reminded Of All The Hours I Wasted On The Internet I Feel Like I’ll Paint A Wall That Color When I Own A House Just So I Can Hang Photos On It And

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