cuteness-daily: When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

cuteness-daily: When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

Kaylainthetardis: Amoracomplex: Dirtrider333: Zombikki: Veganasfuck: How Many “Friend-Zoned” Guys Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None They’ll Just Compliment It And Get Pissed When It Won’t Screw. This Is The Best Joke Ever Haha…Fuck

Spicy-Vagina-Tacos: I Need To Get Fucked By Something Other Than My Life

Knock Knock?

Glass-Foals: Tensioned: There Should Be An Award For The People Who Finish A Whole Tube Of Chap Stick Without Losing It Finish The Shampoo And Conditioner At The Same Time Don’t Forget About The Ones Who Would Finish A Rubber

Gavindavidofree: She Keeps Me Warm

Humoristics: Shortstuff00: Humoristics: Some Could Consider These Prosthetics Art. If You Ever Lose A Limb Go To This Guy His Other Amazing Works Are Here What Do These Cost? Probably An Arm And A Leg. That Joke Was In Bad Taste

Cramp: Loathingbitch: Cramp: I Like To Live Life On The Edge Maybe You Should Jump

Whatever

Princesswetkitty: Lazylunatic: Bronn Is My Spirit Animal I Love This Man A Great Deal

Whatever

Armadillo: I Dont Care What You Say Or If Im A Grown Man I Will Not Give Up My Swing For Your 3 Year Old Son He Can Fucking Wait His Turn

Sarah + Public Transport

monokini - monster_cocks - morepbandj