hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

Queenofmisandrists: Date The Kind Of People Who Will Still Respect You When You No Longer Love Them Date The Kind Of People Who Will Still Respect You When They No Longer Love You Do Not Waste Your Emotional Capacities On People Whose Respect For You

Dangerhamster: 100,000 Notes And I Wonder How Many People Realise This Line Was Improvised By A 7 Year Old

Browbands: Plinktone: Setmyfrozenmindtothaw: C0Untrymusicjesus: I Have Been Waiting For A Spirit Gifset My Entire Life I Dont Think You Understand This Is One Of The Most Underrated Animated Films Of All Time. After It Came Out And The Hype Died

Ragingpaige: Omfg I Was Walking Home From The Bus Stop And I Saw This Elderly Couple Where This Woman Was Pushing Her Husband In A Wheelchair And I Was Like “Aw That’s Cute” But As I Got Closer To Them I Heard Them Talking And She Was Like “You’re

Demonangelslayer: I Am Very Upset

Demonangelslayer: I Swear To God If It’s An Alleygator I’m Gonna Yell

Tinychatter: U Know When U Really Like Someone And Literally Every Little Thing They Do Is Cute And No Matter What Face They Make They Always Look Perfect To You

Hueyfreeeman: Rehaunt: Okay So There Was This One Time I Went To Walmart With A Friend And Someone Just Left Their Kid In The Ball Cage And It Looked Like Walmart Was Selling Children Paired With A Ball For Five Bucks Free Him

Zerosympathy: Accidentally Starts Masturbating

Ernoji: Tru Friends Ignore Each Other’s Acne

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Herspanic: If This Gets 100K Notes, I Won’t Abort My Daughter. Let’s See How Tumblr Really Feels About Abortion..

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