I'm perfect 😆

I'm perfect 😆

Hate: Is It Bad That I Secretly Want To Be Hit By A Car All The Time

Alienswithankhs: Omfg

Spermbanker: If U Do Not Like Me: 1. Me Neither 2. I Don’t Care

Alwaysactually: Lusilly: Some Muggleborn Like “I Want To Be An Astronaut When I Grow Up!” Wizard Kids Like “Wtf Is An Astronaut” &Amp;Ldquo;Oh You Know…The People Who Go To The Moon&Amp;Rdquo; #Wizard Kids Like #Hahhahaha #You Cant Go To The Moon

Sobersexting: Babyferaligator: Blind People Cant See Nudes

Absentions: Girls Who Can Run In Heels Should Be Feared

Orangejuulius: Giving Oral Sex Is Better Than Receiving Sometimes Idk Man

Thatfunnyblog: Cats Are Liquid

Hello World

Diaryof-Alittleswitch: Fuck Yes!!!

Hohokev: Why Do Jellyfish Only Sting When Theres Physical Contact Why Doesnt The Electricity Just Surge Throughout The Entire Ocean Why Dont Jellyfish Rule The World

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