azuila: remember when hermione locked rita skeeter in a jar for a bit

azuila: remember when hermione locked rita skeeter in a jar for a bit

Geektoriasecret:cas-Get-Into-My-Ass: #I Like To Imagine That They Stay Up Late And Hang Out In His Office #Have A Few Drinks #Braid Each Other’s Hair #Talk About Boys Jk Said On Pottermore This Was Canon. Can We Just Talk About The Fact That

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Iamaslumberbatch:poopjokesanonymous:remember That Bizarre Trend In Like 2010/2011 Where Girls Would Get Those Reald 3D Glasses From Movies And Punch Out The Dark Lenses And Just Kind Of Wear Them As A Fashion Statement? Or Maybe That Was Just A Thing

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Princeofhopefulness:deodrant: Tries To Talk Gets Ignored “You Should Talk More!”

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Theirtinywings:northernlotus:that One Time Tony Stopped Hydra From Getting The Iron Man Suit Yeah Adds Whole Nother Meaning To The Movie Now Folks

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