billiethepoet: Whenever someone rags on selfies,they never seem to remember that selfies are how Spiderman supported himself for years.

billiethepoet: Whenever someone rags on selfies,they never seem to remember that selfies are how Spiderman supported himself for years.

I'M Not Broke I'M Pre Rich

Shinobicyrus: Clearly I Am Really Slow On The Uptake, Because I Just Realized If You Look At The Buttons On Honey Lemon’s Purse:those Are The Abbreviations For Elements On The Periodic Table. Honey Doesn’t Just Go Into Battle, Push A Button, And

Prettypunkpurple: Social Anxiety Level: “Mentally Rehearsing The Word ‘Here!’ Over And Over Before The Professor Calls Your Name During Roll Call”

Meepface: I Stress About Stress Before There’s Even Stress To Stress About

Abbreviating Life

Zobb: When People Complain That A Woman’s Bra Is Showing

Bootyscientist:compliments About My Looks Are Nice, But When People Compliment Me For My Mind Or My Personality, That Shit Always Means A Whole Lot More To Me

Itsagifnotagif: Ughgeek: I Love Itsagifnotagif Puns So Much! He Is Probs My Fave Humour Blog :D Thank You So Much! Ly2!

Iswearimnotnaked: When I Was 9 I Wrote A Love Letter To Cole Sprouse And Closed My Eyes And Threw It Out The Car Window Thinking It’d Magically Find Him And Wow I Did Not Understand The United States Postal System

So, Back To The Future'S A Bunch Of Bullshit?

I Dont Know What Im Doing

Stilinskillme: Remember When Cosmo Didn’t Tell Mama Cosma He Married Wanda So When He Went To See Her He Told Her He Was Out Getting Milk For The Past 10,000 Years

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