phlynn: remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

phlynn: remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

Princesodas: Why Can’t Boys Wear Make-Up? Without Getting Made Fun Of??? Who Decided This?? What If A Boy Wants To Cover Up A Spot… They Just Can’t??? Why Can’t They????? Tell Me

Urbancatfitters: Hyperbole Is My Favorite Literary Device I Use It Like 600 Times A Day

Thekatitube: Does Anyone Else Get Like Really Happy When Someone Leans Their Head On Your Shoulder And Youre Like Fuck Yeah Ive Been Chosen And You Feel Really Special But Then You Have To Stay So Fuckibg Still Cos If You Move Theyll Stop Leaning On

Wholock87: Do Not Stay In A Retail Store Or Restaurant Past Closing Time. I Mean Unless You’re Just Finishing Up Paying And It’s Like 5 Mins After. It’s Rude. I Know The People Who Work There Say, “Oh No It’s Ok”. They’re Lying. It’s

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His-Name-Was-Lee:“You Can’t Hate Someone For Being Rude To Your Friend-”Excuse Fucking Me. My Friends Are The Best Thing That Have Ever Happened To Me. Don’t Expect Me To Sit Around And Watch As Some Asshole Disrespect Them And Expects Me To Still

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Ten-And-Donna: Stultae: “No One Likes To Be Around An Eeyore”Excuse Me Eeyore Had Tons Of Friends, Your Statement Is Patently Untrue According To Winnie The Pooh Canon The Whole Point Of Eeyore’s Character Was That Despite His Depression, He

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