ugly:me: please don’t panic and overanalyze things againbrain: how bout i do a n y w a y

ugly:me: please don’t panic and overanalyze things againbrain: how bout i do a n y w a y

Late2Totheparty: Old Folks Be Up At 5:30Am Fully Dressed &Amp;Amp; Groomed……… To Go Sit On The Porch.

Lesbiantheoryofvalue: Fartgallery: Starbucks Barista: Ive Got A Caffe Mocha For… “Russian Spy”? Everybody: [Remains Seated And Eyes Each Other Suspiciously] Barista [Throwing His Cia Badge At The Floor In Defeat]: Dammit I Thought For Sure That

Gwynndolin: Gwynndolin: Kiss Your Fucking Gf’s Tummy You Bastards Ill Fucking Know If You Don’t . Don’t Test Me

Mjalti: Mjalti: I Hate Giving Ppl My Phone Number Cuz Then They’ll Be Calling And Texting Me Like … This Is My Safe Space … Show Some Respect A Voicemail Bitch A Voicemail? Are We Married?

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Celinehoe: Attitude Towards Boys: Disappointed But Not Surprised

Dancinginthesetrees: Nicollekidman: Natalie Portman Radiates Such A Terrifying Energy I Can’t Describe It….. It’s Not Exactly Evil But It’s Not Warm Either…. I Feel Like She Could Unhinge Her Jaw And Drag Me Into The Ocean Like A Kraken But

Writingitdown: I Can’t Shake The Feeling That I’ll Always Either Be Too Much Or Not Enough. Too Much To Handle, But Never Enough To Satisfy.

Billprideauxs: Pleasestopandrew: Tarynel: What’s Your Fantasy? I Wake Up, My Debt Is All Paid Off, My Bank Account Is Full, My Relationships With My Family Are Healthy, And I’m Able To Travel Anywhere In The World. Reblog For This Ultimate

Qui Verra Vivra

Kissmyindecisiveasscrackmaggots: “I Crave The Most Innocent Parts Of A Relationship. Like Holding Hands, Forehead Kisses And Being Able To Tell Someone How Much I Adore Them.” — @Sexual-Texts (Via Sexual-Texts)

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