captcreate: I’m fascinated by what you people find satisfying.

captcreate: I’m fascinated by what you people find satisfying.

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Fishingboatproceeds: I Am Thrilled That So Many People Have Shared This Quote, But I Do Wish I Looked A Bit Less Like A Surprised Toothless Penguin In That Third Picture.

Vaginab00B

Vaginab00B

Vaginab00B

Vaginab00B

A Glimpse Into My Mind

A Glimpse Into My Mind

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Do-Not-Feed-The-Animal: This Is The Cutest Condom I’ve Ever Seen At The Bottom It Says “To Be Used With Love” You Go Condom People

Insta-Gramcracker: My Girlfriend Just Woke Up From A Nap And The First Thing She Said Was “I Forgot I Still Have Chicken Nuggets” And Ate Cold Nuggets And Went Back To Sleep And I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Loved Someone This Much

America'S Sweetheart

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