“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”

“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”

“I Hope Nobody Needs To Say ‘Norbury’ To Me When I Ask You Out.”

“Are You The Night Magnussen Got Shot? Because I’d Like To Slap My ‘D-Notice’ On Your ‘Incident.’“

“Planning Our Dates Will Be Easy. I Know Exactly Where We’ll Need To Be Picked Up For Lunch Two Weeks From Now.”

“I Usually Make Clients Sit In The Chair, But You Can Sit On My Face If You’d Prefer.”

“Are You My Flash Drive? Because I Would Smash Six Busts Of Margaret Thatcher Just To Get You Back.”

“Are You The R In A.g.r.a.? Because You’re The Rose Of My World.”

“I Don’t Need To Be Actually Wetting Myself In Order To Tell The Truth About How Much I Love You.”

“You’re Cooler Than A Dangerous Breakfast.”

2017: Sherlock.

“Are You An Unanswered Question On My Mantle? Because I Want To Stab You&Amp;Hellip; With My Penis.”

“How Anyone Could Not Love You Is Harder To Figure Out Than How An Old Lady Could Die Of Hypothermia In A Sauna.”

“If You Were A Power Ranger Action Figure, I Would Pretend My Bed Was Charlie Welsborough’s Car Just So I Could Tie You To It.”

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