“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

“You’re Cooler Than A Dangerous Breakfast.”

2017: Sherlock.

“Are You An Unanswered Question On My Mantle? Because I Want To Stab You&Amp;Hellip; With My Penis.”

“How Anyone Could Not Love You Is Harder To Figure Out Than How An Old Lady Could Die Of Hypothermia In A Sauna.”

“If You Were A Power Ranger Action Figure, I Would Pretend My Bed Was Charlie Welsborough’s Car Just So I Could Tie You To It.”

“I Fell For You Faster Than Mrs. Hudson Can Drive.”

“Mycroft Is Right About The List Of People Who Love Me Not Being Long, But You’re The Only One I Need On It Anyway.”

“I Like You More Than Sherlock Likes Toby.”

“Forget Victor Trevor. Next Time You Chain Me Up, A Very Different Kind Of Bone Is Going To Emerge.”

“I Can’t Keep My Knackered, Weary, Old Eyes Off Of You.”

“My Dick Is So Huge, I Make Porn Stars Look Like Faith Smith’s Kitchen.”

“I Would Let You Look In My ‘Lymph Nodes’ Even If I Wasn’t Missing My Limbs.”