“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”

“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”

“Deciding Whether Lady Smallwood’s First Name Should Be Elizabeth Or Alicia Is Hard, But Not As Hard As My Cock.”

“My Love For You Is So Strong, Not Even Sherrinford Could Contain It.”

“Are You Victor Trevor? Because Whenever I’m With You, All Around Me Is Well.”

“Forget The Thatcher Busts. The Only Bust I’m Interested In Is Yours.”

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“Your Ass Is Like Rosie’s Rattle: If You Keep Throwing It In My Face, I’ll Keep Grabbing It.”

“The Borgia Pearl Is Too Boring For Me, But I’d Love To Make You My Borgia Girl.”

“The ‘Sixteen By Six’ In Eurus’s Song Is Actually Referring To The Length And Circumference Of My Penis.”

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The Best Of The Abominable Bride Pick-Up Lines, Based On Number Of Notes.i Just Realized I Never Did A Photoset For This Episode! #Flashbackfriday?

The Best Of The Six Thatchers Pick-Up Lines, Based On Number Of Notes.

The Best Of The Lying Detective Pick-Up Lines, Based On Number Of Notes.

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