bbcsherlockpickuplines:The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

bbcsherlockpickuplines:The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

Bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna U.m.q.r.a.?”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Know Caring Is Not An Advantage, But That Hasn’t Stopped Me From Caring About You.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines: “When I Say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I Want You To Go Down… On Me.” Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Regret Deleting The Solar System, Because You Are Out Of This World.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s A Good Thing I Find Breathing Boring, Because You Take My Breath Away.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Would Make You Scream My Name Even If We Were In The Diogenes Club.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s Going To Take More Than Three Patches To Cure My Addiction To You.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Would Dress For You The Way I Dress Going To Buckingham Palace.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’ll Be The Knife And You Be The Cluedo Board: Let Me Pin You Against The Wall.”

“Are You The Diogenes Club? Because You Can Have Me Without A Word.”Based On A Suggestion By @Madspades.

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Couldn’t Keep My Eyes Off Of You, So I Had To Put Them In The Microwave.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You Make Me So Stiff, Molly Mistook Me For One Of Her Cadavers.”

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