uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

uhmeliamay: casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me

Humorous:nicolascageholocaust: We Can Only Be Friends If You’re Kind Of An Asshole. Not Full Blown Asshole Because That’s No Fun. And If You’re Not An Asshole At All Then That Won’t Work Either. A Halfway Asshole. Those Are My Kind Of People.

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Goodvibes

Goodvibes

Transpondster:wisconsin Player Nigel Hayes Whispers Comment Into Hot Mic About A Woman In The Press Room, Realizes The Whole Room Heard Him.

Wild Child

Lavenderkhajiit: Samaelcarver:anustartpop:this Meme Is Both Excellent And Educationalan Educational Burn. Some Burns Are Worth It

Slomps: People Who Can Keep Their Cool When Being Told Off Or Made Fun Of Are Not To Be Messed With

Vanitybullet:so In My Spanish Class The Teacher Sometimes Puts Up A Sign That Says “No Ingles” And That Means We Can’t Use Any English That Day In Class And We Have Like The Smartest Kid Who Is Class President And The Teacher Asked Him Something

Unorthodoxed-Litterbox:me: Pulls All Nighter To Finish AssignmentTeacher: Okay, Since A Number Of You Haven’t Finished…Me: Hoe Don’t Do Itteacher: …I’ll Extend The Deadline To Next Week.me: Oh My God

Lucidnee:aahhmahziin:butifloveisagame:workoutalltheunknowns:i Thought He Had Killed It And Was Just Bringing It To Methis Is The Funniest Thing Ive Ever Seenoh Snap I Would Have Died On Sightnooo

Southern Mess

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