basketballhoopshowerhead: im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

basketballhoopshowerhead: im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

Zaptap: I Guess You Could Say Minions… Are A Despicable Meme

Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Biolumo: Upallnightogetloki: I Cannot Unsee Black Widow Just Because She’s Still Got The Red Hair And The Dogs Are Borzoi Which Are A Russian Breed. This Just Screams Russian High Society Natalia Romanova. Black Widow

Ohseagull: Stevenbomb 2.0: You Can (Not) Stop Watching(Thank You For Helping Me Reach 2,000 Followers, Everybody! All Of Your Support Is Awesome.)

Varrlc: Straight Dude: Im Not Homophobic Im Ok With Gay Guys As Long As They Dont Hit On Me Nervous LaughterLesbian: I Dont Want Straight Guys Hitting On Mestraight Dude:straight Dude: Wh,At The Fu Ck

Blinkpen: Shapeshifting Is The Best Super Power Because You Can Have Any Haircut Any Time You Want, You Can Turn Into A Hotter Version Of Yourself, You Can Turn Into A Dragon, You Can Turn Into A Robot, You Can Turn Into A Shambling Mound Of Abstract

Hikstii:hikstii:steven Universe Is Such A Good Character. He’s A Chubby Young Boy Who’s Extremely Musical, Likes Video Games And Hanging Out With His Female Bff, Three Of His Four Major Role Models Are Women (Or Rather Feminine Nonbnary Ppl), His

Neil-Gaiman: Nerdythingsthatdontsuck: Fucking Incredible Other Mother From Coraline Cosplay By Miss Trisi. Find Her On Tumblr Here.via Nttds Argh.

Reloaded-Dice: “I Bet We Can Survive This!”“2 Pesetas Says We Can’t!”

Shinji-Relatable: Levi, While Losing His Entire Squad. Levi Lost His Entire Squad. He Didn’t Lose 20% Of His Squad. He Didn’t Even Lose 50%. He Lost His Whole Squad. Look At What It’s Done To Him. You Can See The Death In His Eyes, But He Keeps

Wardengrey: Imma Be Your Sun, Stars, Moon, Constellations, Dark Matter, Asteroid. You Don’t Need Space Anymore. Space Is A Ho.

Shawty-From-The-South: So After Jumping Over Walls, Escaping From A Boarding School To Go To The Afterparty. After Bruising My Knees And Grazing My Wrists And Getting Caught Eventually By The Teachers Who Happened To Be Awake At 3Am In The Morning. Like

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