nursary: *some dude looks at me* me: 📢 do you have a problem

nursary: some dude looks at me me: 📢 do you have a problem

Deathpup: Shrexything: Babyferaligator: Oomshi: Is Masturbating While Smoking Weed Called Masturblazing No Its Called Highjacking Guys No It’s Weedwhacking No Its Called Dissapointing Ur Mother

Netflix And Bondage

Oceanicsteam: Veggieburqers: Beauty Comes In All Shapes And Sizes I’m Pretty Sure This Is Like The 5Th Time I’ve Reblogged This Because Omg

Shittyidea: Flip Your Condoms Inside Out When You’re Done To Get Twice The Use

Actuallycrying: I Can’t Believe My Nipples Are Illegal

Jaclcfrost: Here’s A Concept: Me, Riding Your Ceiling Fan Like A Gargoyle. You, Smacking Me With A Broom. Both Of Us Are Yelling

Codeinewarrior: Professor: Why Did You Type Everything In Italics? Do You Even Know How To Turn Caps Lock Off? Me: Sorry For Smelling Like Cigarette Smoke And Staring At You All The Time And Laughing Too Loud And Having A Shaky Voice When You Tell Me

Mothurs: Doctor: Places Fingers On My Neck To Check Pulse Me: Choke Me Daddy

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